Vice President Shoots Man, Hillarity Ensues, is a pretty solid round-up of the best jokes regarding you know… Dick Cheney capping a dude.

This one’s just awesome though…

“Political comedian Andy Borowitz offered this press release on his site: Cheney Says Shooting of Fellow Hunter Was Based on Faulty Intelligence Believed Shooting Victim Was Zawahiri, Veep Says

“I believed I had credible intelligence that al-Zawahiri had infiltrated my hunting party in disguise with the intent of spraying me with pellets,” Mr. Cheney told reporters. “Only after I shot Harry in the face and he shouted ‘Cheney, you bastard’ did I realize that this intelligence was faulty.”"

Also, I need to see The Daily Show re-enacting this whole thing with Duck Hunter, that’s gotta be priceless television.

Oh yeah, and Happy Valentine’s Day folks and such, may you be with the people you like and if not, then at least let them not get shot in the goddamn face .